Exotic dancer seeks employment

Posted by maca on August 22, 2005 Leave a comment (7) Go to comments

Qualified exotic dancer with 8 yrs experience of scratching own testicles seeks employment in related field, requires exorbitant salary and minimum 6 weeks annual vacation. Tasty female colleagues desirable but not a must.
Our company is soon handing out 600 P45′s … bastards.

Seafóid
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  1. Deaglan August 23, 2005 at 5:44 pm

    Hard luck maca. Hope you escape the axe.
    You could always take to the woods in Karelia and make your living hunting bears! OR smuggling across the Ruski border – think of it as south Armagh!

  2. maca August 23, 2005 at 11:20 pm

    Well, my plan is to win the lotto, then spend my days sitting in a beer garden spotting Finnish chicks. :)

  3. Gerry O'Sullivan August 24, 2005 at 12:29 am

    Does Mrs Maca know of this plan? :-)

  4. maca August 24, 2005 at 1:08 am

    If she did i’d more than likely be in a coma by now ;)

  5. maca August 24, 2005 at 1:41 pm

    It looks like maca may have escaped the chop, although I may have to give up the pole dancing and switch to serving drinks if I want to remain here.
    Any strip clubs in Ireland?

  6. Jo August 25, 2005 at 9:56 pm

    MInes an Australian red, please.

    Would you mind not staring at me and drooling? ;)

  7. maca August 25, 2005 at 10:05 pm

    Sorry, red blooded male n’ all that