Raiméis

I work as a lap dancing assistant which basically means I get to wipe the sweat of a lap dancers pulsating bosoms and punch out guys who get too touchy feely (i’m actually a qualified exotic dancer but choose to work a less stressful position). Today I am 5 years and 2 days in the job which means I should get a small pay rise … which is small consolation for the fact that our club is closing down at the end of the year. We’re part of an international chain of adult entertainment clubs and HQ has decided they no longer need some of the clubs here so the one where I work is closing and most strippers, lap dancers, hoes etc will be laid off. Thankfully my sweat wiping expertise is required in one of our other clubs although it may be lap dancers of the dangling johnson variety which may require wiping down so I’m looking for alternative opportunities in related fields. There’s a rumour going round today that a competitor may take over this club so at least some of the best dancers and strippers will have a job to go to come January.
Speaking of jobs, the missus gets a magazine here called “Suuri Käsityö Lehti” which literally translates as “Big Handjob Magazine“. You just couldn’t make that up could ya?
Anyway, I just thought I’d mention that it’s my job anniversary, 5 years & 2 days today, sort of a biggish deal.