Raiméis

I was travelling back from Helsinki Saturday night and had a tyre blow out, my car went off the road but luckily enough I hit an old couple walking on the side of the road which prevented the car from slipping into a ravine. Still the car ended up on it’s side and unfortunately my legs got stuck and I couldn’t get out of the car. Flipper the Dolphin was passing by at the time but there was little he could do as he was in a large tank on the back of a truck being brought to the “”dolphin retirement home”".
It was just a short time later that Skippy the Bush Kangaroo hopped by, I asked him to call the police but he just scratched his sack and jumped away. Finnish Bush Kangaroos are notoriously apathetic animals and they have fuck all English anyway.
So I was there about two hours playing Soduko to pass the time when Lassie ran by, he was on his way to save Timmy who’d fallen down a well for the 53rd time. That poor child really has problems, I don’t know if he has a well fetish or he’s just really stupid or what but he should be taken into care, someplace where they have no wells … like in Nowells Place, Pukekohe, Auckland, NZ … just keep him away from Wells, Somerset, UK. Anyway luckily Lassie was able to call the Police and the Fire Brigade who had me out in no time at all, well actually it took some time of course, like half an hour or something. He also collected me from the hospital yesterday AND he called my boss to say I’d be late for work today! What a pal … and a great looking dog for his age.

These cialis I bought off the web aren’t having quite the effect I expected, although I do feel a stirring in my loins everytime I see that girl from Lordi. I think i’ll lie down for a while.