Passing

Two famous Irish men ‘passed on’ this week.

The first is Roy Keane who, as you know, has fucked hips and now has to go on the dole cos his soccer career is over. Keane was one of the best Irish footballers ever and is on my favourite footballer of all time list along with Frank Stapleton, Bryan Robson & Sparky Hughes (note the obvious connection). All the best in future Roy, hopefully we’ll see you in charge of the Irish [ROI obviously] team before too long.

The other fella that passed on, as you also know unless you spent the last few days on the (bean-)jacks, is Charles “Thieving Cunt” Haughey. You’re not supposed to speak ill of the dead so I won’t tell you what I thought of him.

Edit: A number of other Irish people passed on this week also. Spare a thought for the two people killed on our roads yesterday, the pensioner killed on Sunday, or the three young lads who died on the roads at the weekend or the young hurler who collapsed during training. No state funeral for these people but they were every bit as important as Charles J Haughey!

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