Sigurdur Hjartarson has an odd hobby. It’s not exactly the kind of hobby you’d freely discuss over dinner, unless you’re in Iceland apparently, as it would probably create quite a degree of embarrassment.
“What do you do in your free time Sigurdur? Fishing? Cross country skiing?”
“I collect penises.”
“..!”
“Yes, I like a bit of Dickie. I am a phan of the phallus! A master of manginas!”
“… sooo … did you catch the football last night?”
The bauld Mr.Hjartarson started collecting penises in 1974, as a “hobby” if you believe that, and now runs the Icelandic Phallological Museum which displays his collection of 261 one-eyed wonder weasels from 90 different species from mice to elephants and even sperm whale’s 70 kg wrinkle sticks! The museum drew up to 6,000 visitors last summer, 60% of which were dirty minded women gagging for a gander at the gag mallets.
One prominent species missing from the museum, excluding staff, is homo sapien (I struggled to find a way to squeeze homo erectus in there but failed) however 4 members of the public have promised to donate their dribbling dragons to the museum after they die.
In the mean time if you’re no longer in need of your love truncheon you might send it on to:
Sigurdur Hjartarson
Laugavegur 24,
101 Reykjavík
ICELAND
I’m sure he’d appreciate it. Don’t forget to stuff it first. 8===D
Icelandic have the higher suicide rate in Europe and maybe in the world… Clearly they have problems finding a right way of having fun and enjoying life, so someone takes their own life, others collects willies… it’s a strange place!
All of the Scandinavians seem to have high suicide rates … must be the long winters or isolation. collecting willies certainly IS a strange way of having fun
This morning I read an article that says that Iceland is the country where people has more happiness than anywhere else in the world. The male average lifespan is the highest in the world (80.55 years) and the quality of life is the best you can imagine.
The second place is for Australia.
At the bottom of this list we find Ukraine, Bulgaria e Romania.
We have planned to visit Iceland for some time now but have not had the chance (or money). Hopefully we will soon and I can confirm if it’s as good a country as they say.
I have friends in Australis and always hear about how great it is.
Where is Italy on that list?