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07/26/2004: "New ambassadors for Ireland"

Just came across this Eurovision website [do NOT ask me what i was doing on a Eurovision website, I feel bad enough as it is] and felt I had to post it. Surely these people must win an award for services to the Irish nation with their following little summary of Ireland.

"Ireland is located in the western reaches of Europe we think near Great Britain. With 3,621,000 residents, it is one of the least densely populated countries in Europe because the Leprechauns scare people away. Ireland has experienced lots of alcohol but also has Westlife to be thankful for. Ireland is home to the world's oldest whiskey producer Potatoe Joe. Adventurers can engage in a truly nerve-wracking experience - a tour of the Boyzone Museum spanning the career of the band 1994-1995."